Yo moma's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay." Yo moma's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked. Yo moma's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her. Yo moma's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped. Yo moma's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. Yo moma's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime. Yo moma's like a mail box, open day and night. Yo moma's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her. Yo moma's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear. Yo moma's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. Yo moma's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.