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Joke of the Day

(27 January 2021)

A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive on the menu. Appetizers, lobster, champagne. . .the works. Finally he asked her,

"Does your Mother feed you like this at home?"

"No," she said, "but my Mother's not looking to get laid, either."





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